do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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so one of my friends was telling me how his sister asked a boy out by awkwardly saying “so you want to come to my house and watch lord of the rings” and now they’ve been married for four years and have two kids
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Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
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Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
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